Guinea pigs rule.
They really do!
They Lord it over me and you!
Who gets their food? Who cleans their poo?
It’s you, you fool.
Guinea pigs rule us all
but one day the Guinea Pigs will fall.
Another breed will take their place
and replace that twitchy hairy face.
The slugs will be the Supreme Kings!
Those evil slimy, gloopy things.