This morning, just for a laugh

I did a poop upon your path.

Not a nice or legal thing to do.

So, why did I lay one for you?

You take your pooch out for a shit

but never care to clean up it.

I don’t blame the dog, it is your job

to clear it’s stinky, sticky blob.

It’s law.

It’s the right thing to do.

I should not have shit on my shoe.

And so my do-do lays there, curled

like a question mark, to rock your world.

And if my point is not quite clear,

tomorrow it’ll be diarrhoea.